• Me: Can you do it one more time?
  • Tom: No
  • Me: Please?
  • Tom: No
  • Me: PLEASE. JUST ONCE MORE.
  • Tom: *sigh* okay
  • Me: ..........
  • Tom: Kneel before me...
  • Me: ASHGIADHGIOEHWSIOGHIOSGHEDASGEASHS. AGAIN.

carryonmyrenegade:

Jensen Ackles with sunglasses; hotter than a desert in the dead of summer.


bartonss:

Clint/Natasha Domestic-ish AU - they’re basically the same but they have a five-year-old kid and Clint owns a diner.

Clint: (on the phone) I love you too, Iron Ass.
Natasha: What does that son of a bitch want this time?
Phillip: Mommy, what’s a bitch?
Natasha: It’s a girl dog, honey.
Phillip: How can Uncle Tony’s mom be a dog?
Natasha: Just finish the cereal Daddy made. 


sevenimprobablethingsbeforetea:

Martin Freeman, what are you doing?


iwillalways-chooseyou:

(x)


siideripissis:

cutest thing ever


screwmidgard:

missapplebottom:

When all else fails, eat a banana. 




martinamarione:

thor1-loki~ by ~kakachan